Sunday, March 30, 2008

3 Phases

Phase 1:
Acquire a bicycle.

Acquire a helmet.

Acquire WWII era tank goggles (has been proven to be the ultimate accessory)

Get used to, and enjoy riding the surface streets in open air. Wind on face/goggles. Feeling good about my trip to and from work. Get exercise and show up to work looking a mess.

Phase 2:
Acquire a scooter. (yes, I know the one I want, and it rules)

Acquire a better helmet.

Continue to use said tank goggles daily.

Get used to and enjoy motoring the surface streets in open air. Wind on face/goggles. Feeling the exhilaration on my trip to and from work. Get onlookers who wonder who that rad guy on the scooter is, and show up to work looking a mess.

Phase 3:
Officially start a scooter gang, finally. (Oh, we have a name)

Acquire custom jackets with fringe under the arms and our gang name emblazoned across the back.

Get used to and enjoy cruising with my gang thru the surface streets in the open air. Wind on our faces/goggles. Get mad respect when we role up to our cafĂ©/bar/restaurant/movie theater, not as some strange people on scooters, but as a gang, with all the street cred’ and reverence we deserve.

Oh, and show up to work looking a mess.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so confused. I thought the jackets came first. I've already come up with a slogan:

Why don't you come to your senses?

What do you think?

Lauren said...

When was I going to get my gang invitation?!!
I will soooo kill the initiation!!
Discriminate much?

Luv,
Me

Anonymous said...

Okay, it's been an extremely long time since you blogged. So, to help jump-start the summer blogging, I've tagged you. So there.

Anonymous said...

For serious. where'd ya go? I want's more bloggs!!!